Zoltan: So you recommend these boots.
Mr. Seller: Absolutely! These are the best on the market. You see, here is a piece of iron inside the toe of the boot. You could even drive a tank over it!
Zoltan: Abrams, or Leopard?
Mr. Seller: What?
Zoltan: Never mind. Is it waterproof?
Mr. Seller: Sir, this is a masterpiece… There is a good reason for its pricetag being what it is.
Zoltan: I’ll buy it.