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October 24, 2024

Backstage # 7 — What do you think?

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Ms. Mercedes: The website is ready.
Zoltan: Great! What do you think about it?
Ms. Mercedes: About “bagatellography.com”? It is great.
Zoltan: You don’t seem very enthusiastic.
Ms.Mercedes: If I’m honest, I would say: this is a marginal area of photography, that only a few people are interested in.
Zoltan: But some are. Isn’t that so? If only a handful of people care, does that make it worthless?
Ms. Mercedes: Who knows… Anyway, can we just stop for a moment and talk about your so-called “business model”? It is strange. Are you seriously quitting your job to take pictures that are of no importance to anyone else? And you want to be paid for it?
Zoltan: I’m just collecting donations.
Ms. Mercedes: This is what I’m talking about. There is no product or service you provide. I mean I see no scenario, where you could have a reasonable expectation of getting paid. And this “public domain” nonsense…
Zoltan: Don’t hold back, say it!
Ms. Mercedes: The fact that, what you’ve been working on for years is freely available to everyone, goes against the basic principles of capitalism. I don’t think it works.
Zoltan: But “I’m standing here and can’t do otherwise”…
Ms. Mercedes: Cute. A quote from Martin Luther King?
Zoltan: Nope, just Martin Luther.
Ms. Mercedes: But King was the king…

 

 

 


October 18, 2024

Backstage # 6 — The Hypop Font

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Zoltan: I want that font.
Ms. Mercedes: Listen, I looked it up, Hypop font cannot be used in this WordPress environment. Sorry…
Zoltan: I want that font.
Ms. Mercedes: I understand, but the system doesn’t allow it. Would another one be just fine? There is a bunch of fonts that look like it, like… Barrow.
Zoltan: I want that font.
Ms. Mercedes: No way.
Zoltan: Almost no one uses the Hypop font. It was used in only one episode of Family Guy…
Ms. Mercedes: …in the legendary “High School English Episode” cast list. Aired November 20th, 2016.
Zoltan: Exactly!
Ms. Mercedes: Forget it.
Zoltan: You are so cruel.


July 30, 2024

Backstage # 5 – Dust

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Zoltan: I can’t believe it!
Ms. Mercedes: What’s wrong?
Zoltan: I just cleaned that damn Canon sensor for the tenth time, and the spots are still there.
Ms. Mercedes: Why don’t you use your old Lumix?
Zoltan: Do you think that’s a good idea? The Lumix’s sensor has ten megapixels, and I shot about a million pictures with it for the comic book guy. You know, Attila Futaki… It could break any moment, it’s more living history than a camera.
Ms. Mercedes: Is it working now?
Zoltan: Yes.
Ms. Mercedes: Well then?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


April 2, 2024

Backstage # 4 – “Gearology”

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Zoltan: So you recommend these boots.
Mr. Seller: Absolutely! These are the best on the market. You see, here is a piece of iron inside the toe of the boot. You could even drive a tank over it!
Zoltan: Abrams, or Leopard?
Mr. Seller: What?
Zoltan: Never mind. Is it waterproof?
Mr. Seller: Sir, this is a masterpiece… There is a good reason for its pricetag being what it is.
Zoltan: I’ll buy it.

 


January 16, 2024

Backstage # 3 – Caffeine

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I drink a lot of coffee. I love each liquid form of caffeine. Usually I start with a lighter French press at around four o’clock in the morning, and then at six o’clock, I switch to a more serious cup of Ethiopian Highlander. I can last with that until noon. After lunch, I wait for two hours, then I drink 3-4 cups of Italian Mocha. This is enough to last me until eight in the evening, when I brew my first Turkish Kava. According to research by independent institutes, the amount of caffeine I consume, could kill a blue whale within a year. So, just be careful with the coffee, it’s not a bagatello.


January 5, 2024

Backstage # 2 – Captain Obvious

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Mr. Nobody: What are you doing?
Zoltan: I’m looking for the aesthetics of random events.
Mr. Nobody: Why? For the newspaper?
Zoltan: Is that what you think?

 


December 18, 2023

Backsage # 1 – All You Need Is Love…

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… and some technical equipment.


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